Tuesday, January 27, 2004

Dear Lego Imperial Star Destroyer, Will You Marry Me?

My beloved Lego Imperial Star Destroyer,

Will you make me the happiest geek in existence and be my betrothed? I long for your companionship, your partnership, your eternal presence in my life.

In all my long years I have never beheld a being so glorious as you. A glimpse of your beauty fills me with ecstatic glee. I can dream of no greater bliss than your touch.

I know that we can't have children of our own, but we could always adopt. I can't imagine a child that would hesitate to shower you with their love and affection. They couldn't help to see, as I do, the beauty that comes from deep inside you and radiates so brightly from your every feature.

I know you have a checkered past, that you've let yourself be sold to anyone willing to pay, but I know that isn't who you really are. I see the inner calm and peace you bring. I feel the kindness of your heart, the warmth of your love. It doesn't matter to me what you've done or where you've been, all that matters is that we be together.

You have my eternal devotion.
Please be mine.

Please, say yes.


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