The Christian Bible as IRC transcripts

"The IRC Bible" will probably only be funny if you're familiar with online chats. If you are, it's quite funny and bizarre. Like this choice sampling:

* Eve has joined #Eden
<Adam|zZz> w00t!!1
* Adam|zZz is now known as Adam
<Adam> ASL?
<Eve> newborn, female, eden!
<Adam> omg! me too, but male
<Eve> omfg! you're nekkid!
<Adam> so what! your too!
<Eve> lol
* Jehova sighs
<Jehova> bbl
* Jehova has left #Eden

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