Odd dream where I end up becoming a Catholic priest

I dreamt that I was being ordained as a Catholic priest. Oddly enough, the ordination ended up taking place in the gym of my Jr. High School.

Meanwhile, some people were trying to kill me before I could be ordained (and there was some sort of torture involved - but nothing graphic). I was slithering along the gym floor trying to avoid my would-be killers, who were also slithering because everyone had to be lying on the floor during the ordination ceremony.

Needless to say, I was pretty stressed out by the time I got to the actual ordaining part - and then I was told I had to give a sermon that morning.

There were a group of about 8 of us who had to give sermons - the ones in front of me were all pretty boring so I was determined to give a 'riled-up' talk (I forget what my topic was). I was going to read from a book I had written (hah - you can tell by that statement alone that this was definitely not reality) which was considered inappropriate by some of my fellow sermonizers, but I justified it by saying that I had written it, so it was my words.